Terms of Use

These terms govern your use of lifeinasimulation.com, operated by Cartier Holdings LLC, a Delaware limited liability company ("we", "us"). By using the site you agree to them.

Entertainment and commentary

The essays, stories, and posts here are commentary, opinion, satire, fiction, and entertainment. They are not professional advice of any kind, including scientific, medical, psychological, legal, or financial advice. Fiction and satire are labeled as such and should not be read as statements of fact.

Quiz and calculator

The "Are You an NPC?" quiz and the Simulation Odds Calculator are for fun. Quiz results are jokes, not assessments of anyone. The calculator illustrates a philosophical argument using numbers you choose; it does not measure anything about reality.

No affiliation

We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any person, company, or organization mentioned on the site, unless we explicitly say so. Names and trademarks belong to their owners and are used only to identify or comment on them.

Intellectual property

Unless otherwise noted, the text, designs, logo, and other original content on this site are owned by Cartier Holdings LLC and protected by copyright and other laws. You may share links and short quotes with attribution. Do not republish, sell, or make products from our content or designs without written permission. Quoted material from others belongs to its owners.

Guest contributions

Posts you submit to us are covered by the contributor agreement. Guest authors keep ownership of their work; guest posts reflect the views of their authors.

Third-party sites

Links to other sites, including our TeePublic store, are provided for convenience. Purchases are governed by that seller's terms. We are not responsible for third-party sites.

Disclaimer and limitation of liability

The site is provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, to the fullest extent permitted by law. We do not guarantee that content is complete, accurate, or current. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Cartier Holdings LLC is not liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, or special damages arising from your use of the site, and our total liability for any claim relating to the site is limited to US $100.

Changes

We may update these terms by posting a new version here. Continued use means you accept the updated terms.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.

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