Privacy Policy
This site, lifeinasimulation.com, is operated by Cartier Holdings LLC, a Delaware limited liability company ("we", "us"). This policy explains what information is collected when you visit.
What we collect today
- No analytics, no tracking, no advertising. We do not run analytics tools, ad networks, tracking pixels, or social media embeds that track you.
- No cookies. This site does not set cookies.
- Quiz and calculator. The "Are You an NPC?" quiz and the Simulation Odds Calculator run entirely in your browser. Your answers are not sent to us or stored by us. Result cards you download stay on your device.
- Email. If you email us, we receive your address and whatever you write, and use it only to reply and keep a record of the conversation.
- Guest post submissions. If you submit a post through our Write for us page, it is sent by email from your own email app to us (the site itself stores nothing), and we use it only to review it and, if accepted, publish it with your name, bio and links.
Hosting and server logs
The site is hosted by Cloudflare. Like any web host, Cloudflare processes standard technical information when your browser requests a page, such as your IP address, browser type, the page requested, and the time, in order to deliver the site and protect it from abuse. Cloudflare handles this data under its own privacy policy.
Merch
Our merchandise is sold and fulfilled by TeePublic on its own website. If you buy something, TeePublic collects your order, payment, and shipping details under its own terms and privacy policy. We do not receive your payment details.
Links to other sites
We link to other websites, such as sources, books, and our store. Their privacy practices are their own.
Children
This site is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect their personal information.
Your choices and rights
Because we collect so little, there is usually nothing to access or delete. If you have emailed us and want that correspondence deleted, or have any privacy question, contact us at hello@lifeinasimulation.com. Depending on where you live, you may have additional rights under laws such as the GDPR or state privacy laws; contact us to exercise them.
When we add ads or analytics
Note: this section describes planned changes and does not apply yet. If we later add analytics, advertising, a newsletter, or affiliate tracking, we will update this policy before turning them on to describe what is collected, which providers are used, any cookies involved, and how to opt out, and where required we will ask for your consent first.
Changes
We will post any changes here and update the date above.
Contact
Cartier Holdings LLC
hello@lifeinasimulation.com